I would like to officially advise you of my resignation from the position of Mother. After numerous bad experiences and lack of ability to negotiate with 2 year olds, I have decided that it would be best for my mental sanity to step away from the position.
Thank you for the opportunities I have had while in this role, I have certainly appreciated the chance to change so many dirty nappies, potty train, clean up sick, be sicked on etc, and it has been exciting to discover that I can operate on so little sleep.
My resignation is effective immediately, giving the required 20 years notice period.
Thanks again for the last 2 years, it has been an eye opener!
Kind regards
Mummy
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2 comments:
oh dahling :o)
sounds like you need another massage??
xx
I need more than a massage. Two sick kiddies and one sick mommy - life is a bit rough for all of us right now!!
Hey Ho - tomorrow is Saturday, and everything is much better on the weekend!
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